another apple keynote, another disappointment

New iPod! Oh wait, that's just like the old iPod. No touch screen. No wifi.
Wait, here it is! No, that doesn't have much more space than the iPhone. Fuck.

What the shit, Steve. All you had to do was release an iPhone without the phone, but with a hard drive, and you couldn't even get that right. I guess that would've been too much to ask though. You'd miss out on too many of your all important incremental upgrade sales. Still no reason to upgrade my iPod photo yet. Looks like I have to wait at least another year for the real thing.